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Bumper Snickers

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BUMPER SNICKERS.......

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): We've got what it takes to take what
you've got.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Hang up and drive.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like
that.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!