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Bumper snickers & more

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

Bumper snickers
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(in Detroit...)
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

(Seen on the back of a biker's vest)
If you can read this, my wife fell off.

(seen upside down, on a Jeep)
If you can read this, please flip me back over...

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Boldly going nowhere

Cat: The other white meat

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

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UPCOMING MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL

Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $25 million dollars

Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter - $45 million dollars.

Boeing B-52 Stratofortress - $74 million dollars.

Brand new B-2 Stealth Bomber - $2.1 billion dollars.

A decent map of downtown Belgrade.

--- Priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy...
unfortunately, good intelligence is one of them.

For the rest, there's MasterCard, the official card of
the 19 member NATO alliance, and those who believe
that sometimes you just need to blow up something in
order to restore peace.