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Bumper Stickers In Heaven

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
*** Bumper Stickers In Heaven ***
 
 
Honk if you ARE Jesus
 
Ask Me About My Previous Lives
 
I Brake For Celestial Choirs
 
I Died and Went To Heaven and All I Got Was This Lousy Halo
 
*** Granny Boasts ***
 
 

The little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School.
 
He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus' granny.
 
 "How did you reach that conclusion?", mum asked.
 
 "Well, she never stops talking about Jesus," he replied.
*** Age Worries ***
 
 
The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home
received a visit from one of her fellow church members.
 
"How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.
 
"Oh," said the lady, "I'm just worried sick!"
 
"What are you worried about, dear?" her friend asked.
"You look like you're in good health.
They are taking care of you, aren't they?"
 
"Yes, they are taking very good care of me."
 
"Are you in any pain?" the friend asked.
 
"No, I have never had a pain in my life."
 
"Well, what are you worried about?" her friend asked again.
 
The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained
her major worry: "Every close friend I ever had has already died
 and gone on to heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 

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