Quote from Forum Archives on October 1, 2006, 7:37 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Busy Doctors"

 

One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. "Shingles," he said. So she took down his name, address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

 

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. "Shingles," he said. So she took down his height, weight, complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

 

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. "Shingles," he said. So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test and an electrocardiogram. Then she told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

 

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. "Shingles," he said. The doctor asked, "Where?"

 

He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

 

"Broken"

 

 

On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."

 

A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.

 

"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter, "There's plenty of time left!"

"A Wealthy Old Man"

 

                 

           

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five
daughters, as well as their spouses, who were all gathered for a family
reunion.
"Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why, I'll give a
million dollars to the first person who presents me with a little one.
Now let's say a blessing for this food." He then bowed his head and
prayed.
When the old man lifted his head, his wife was the only other one at the
table

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

     

 

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