But Your Honor
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asked the judge.
"Yes," answered the suspect.
"And what did you steal?"
"A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject.
"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in
four times!"
"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect.
But two of those times were to return the dress I took.
"One dress?" echoed the judge.....WHY!!??
" my wife didn't like the color."
Check Up
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Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual checkup, and the
Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.
That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doc that he found it real
strange how his suit must've shrunk just sittin' in his closet,
because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.
The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there. You probably
just put on a few pounds, Matt."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since
the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" Matt asked.
"Furniture Disease, Matt, is when you reach that stage in life
when your chest starts slidin' down into your drawers."