Call the Plumber

#1 · February 11, 2002, 7:06 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

Call the Plumber
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My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at
best mediocre. After spending several evenings trying to fix
a leak in the bathroom, he finally admitted defeat and
called a plumber, who finished the job in ten minutes.
Watching him put away his equipment, my son asked
what had been the problem.

"Well," the plumber replied, "seems that your father got hold of some
tools. . . ."

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Facts of Life
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is
finished.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After
marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.