Calories Burning Guide
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75
Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . 100
Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . 150
Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25
Throwing your weight around
depending on your weight). . . .50-300
Dragging your heels. . . . . . . . . . 10
Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250
Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50
Wading through paperwork . . . . . . . 300
Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . 75
Jumping on the bandwagon . . . . . . . 200
Balancing the books. . . . . . . . . . .25
Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350
Eating crow. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 225
Tooting your own horn. . . . . . . . . .25
Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 750
Pulling out the stops. . . . . . . . . .75
Adding fuel to the fire. . . . . . . . 160
Wrapping it up at the day's end. . . . .12
Opening a can of worms . . . . . . . . .50
Putting your foot in your mouth. . . . 300
Starting the ball rolling. . . . . . . .90
Going over the edge. . . . . . . . . . .25
Picking up the pieces after. . . . . . 350
Counting eggs before thay hatch. . . . . 6
Calling it quits . . . . . . . . . . . . 2
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A Selection of Prayers
Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details, beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 a.m. EST
God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive and wrong.
God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually not my fault.
God, help me to try not to run everything; but if You need some help, just ask.
Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me do it exactly right.
Lord, help me to stand up for my rights [if you don't mind my asking].
God, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.
God, give me more patience, right now.
Lord, help me not to be a perfectionist [did I spell that correctly?].
God, help me to finish everything I sta
God, help me to keep my mind on one th - look, a bird - ing at a time.
God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest.
v But it would help if you put that in writing.
Lord, keep me open to the ideas of others, wrong though they may be.
Lord, help me to be less independent, but let me do it my way.
Lord, help me to follow established procedures today; on second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
Lord, help me to slow down andnottorushthroughwhatIdo.
Lord, thanks for helping me not be a bigot like all those other people....
Lord, this one you really have to give me credit for: I did this all by myself!
God, I am happy to report that I did this great work all for you. I know you could not do it yourself.
Oh God, thank you for helping me love people of all colours and creeds,(so long as they are white and evangelical)
Oh God, I am sure you love me today as I have been so righteous and studied the bible for two whole hours and prayed for three hours nonstop and fasted for 24 hours.
O God, please please let me win this lottery: I promise to pay you 10 %. cross my heart and hope to die.
Dear God, help me get revenge on these people because they really have hurt me. By the way, thank you for forgiving me my sins.
Lord, I dedicate my life to you, so long you do not touch my bank account and do not mess about with my golf schedule, and my choice of church office secretary.
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Sunsets
When Alex was 7 his grandmother passed away. One
of the things his mother told him to ease the sorrow is
that grandmothers are always with us.
"God shows us this when He sends beautiful sunsets,"
Gloria said.
Six months later, Gloria and Alex were driving in the
country at sunset. The sky was alive with bold colors
of red, orange and yellow.
All of a sudden Alex exclaimed with delight,
"Look, Mom, it's Grandma!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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