Cancel The Appointment
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
After preparing some chicken soup for her, he picked up the phone to call her doctor.
The receptionist picked up and he related the situation to her. She then told him that the office was going to be closed for a couple of days, but that his wife could have an appointment in 3 days.
He went ballistic and yelled into the phone, "Three days?! The doctor can't see her for three days?! She could be dead by then!"
Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, "If so, would you please call to cancel the appointment?"
1. Wish bones, who spend all their time wishing someone else
will do all the work;
2. Jaw Bones, who do all the talking and very little else;
3. Knuckle Bones, who knock everything that everybody else
tries to do;
4. Back Bones, who get under the load and do all the work.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.
There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has
it."
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your
presence.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word
what
you shouldn't have said.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are
children more awful than your own.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people
some of
the time, but you can never fool mom.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school clothes.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to
walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes
of
their time each day.
Last but not least:
Children are a big 'chunk' of your heart, with arms & legs.
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