Can't Talk Tonight
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer.
We met each week in her favorite chat room and would type for hours.
One night, I had a high fever and swollen larynx and felt too sick to
chat, so I dashed off a brief note canceling our cyber-plans, then fell
exhausted into bed.
My friend seemed upset when I phoned her a few days later. "If you
don't want to go on the 'Net with me," she said, "just say so."
Perplexed, I retrieved the last e-mail I'd sent her. It read, "I won't
be able to talk to you on the computer tonight. I have laryngitis."
the birthday cake he had made for her as a surprise. When
she was finished, Little Johnny happily exclaimed,
"I'm so glad you like it, Mommy. There should have been 32
candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it
out of the oven."
play, and I was giving out choices, such as Shepherd,
Lamb, Villager. One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said,
"Luke, you can be a Villager." He said, "OK," and ran over
to his parents. Very excited, he said to them, "Guess
what! I get to be a mini-van!"
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