Car Wanted Thursday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season
(camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ...and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ...
At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!
Land Surveyor
My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.
Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good condition, so I picked it up and continued on.
When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other, and behind me was a clear-cut swath over 100 yards long.
"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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