Scripture speaks of both a holiness we already possess in Christ before God and a holiness in which we are to grow more and more. The first is the result of the work of Christ for us; the second is the result of the work of the Holy Spirit in us. The first is perfect and complete and is ours the moment we trust Christ; the second is progressive and incomplete as long as we are in this life. The objective holiness we have in Christ and the subjective holiness produced by the Holy Spirit are both gifts of God’s grace and are both appropriated by faith.
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#1 · March 11, 2004, 7:51 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Charges  

My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.
During a break, she decided to call home collect.
My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a
stranger's voice say, "We have a Marcia on the line. Will
you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside
screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"

 
 
 

Signs Found In The Kitchen 
 
 
So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!
 
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
 
Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
 
I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.
 
If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
 
I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
 
My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
 
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
 
If you don't like my standards of cooking ... lower your standards.
 
Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.
 
It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
 
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
 
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
 
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
 
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
 
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
 
My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.
 
I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.
 
 
A Scavenger Hunt 
       
A woman answered her front door and found two little
boys holding a list.

"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt,
and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone
and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging
hunt?"

"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."

 
 

Have a Blessed Day 
Dave and Barbara 
 

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