Quote from Forum Archives on July 14, 2004, 12:31 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Special Request!! 

 

The last few days we have asked you to pray for Niki and we still need you to keep her in prayer. We will update you on her condition as soon as there is any change. Niki is still in serious condion.

We have started a document to send to the family with the names of everyone praying for Niki.

We would like to add your name to the list to send to the family. If you are praying for Niki and want to be added to the list please send us an email and we will add your name.

Send to :bigguyhereagain@cogeco.ca

Thank you

Dave and Barbara

 

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Charitable 

 

A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see  
the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable  
impulses.  

"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your  
attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this  
district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work,  
and the nine children are starving. They are about to be  
turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays  
their rent, which amounts to $800."  

"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask  
who you are?"  

They sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his  
eyes. "I'm the landlord," he sobbed. 

 

 

Minister  

 

A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the congregation, "For
my sermon today, I will take some words from a scripture; 'And they fed
five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes.'"

 

A member of the congregation snickered at the preacher's snafu, raised
his hand and said,

 

"That's not much of a trick. I could do that."

 

The minister didn't respond. However, the next Sunday he decided to
repeat the same words. This time he did it properly;

 

"And they fed five thousand men with five loaves of bread and two
fishes."

 

Smiling broadly, the minister said to the noisy man, "Could you do that,
Mr. Perkins?"

 

The member of the congregation said...

 

"I sure could."

 

"And how would you do it?"

 

Perkins replies, "With all the food I had left over from last Sunday!

 

 

Grandma   

 

 

The computer's swallowed grandma
Yes' honestly' its true
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

 

Its devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

 

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the internet
But nothing did I find.

 

In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'online'.

 

So, if inside your 'In Box'
My Grandma you should see
Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her
In an e-mail back to me

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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