Chicken Little
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class. "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said:
'Holy Cow! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
Shingles
"What do you have?" the receptionist asked the man in the doctor's waiting room.
"Shingles", he said. She gave him a medical record form to fill out.
Later a nurse asked him, "What do you have?"
"Shingles," he replied. She asked him to go to an examining room, undress and put on a gown.
At last the Doctor appeared and asked, "What do you have.?"
Shingles
"Where do you have them?"
"Out in the truck. Where do you want me to put them?"
Recipe for Miracles
Ingredients:
1 part of knowing who you are
1 part of knowing who you aren't
1 part of knowing what you want
1 part of knowing who you wish to be
1 part of knowing what you already have
1 part of choosing wisely from what you have
1 part of loving and thanking for ALL you have
Instructions:
Combine ingredients together gently and carefully, using
faith and vision. Mix together with strong belief of the
outcome until finely blended.
Use thoughts, words and actions for best results.
Bake until Blessed.
Give thanks again
Yield: Unlimited servings
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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