Quote from Forum Archives on March 29, 2006, 8:39 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Choose Your Weapon"

 

 

A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose,
black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad
fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked
his son what happened.

 

"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel.
And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

 

"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

 

"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"

 

 

"The Oldest Profession"    

 

 

  A story is told of three professionals sitting around a table talking about
  what the oldest profession was.

 

  The doctor said, "Well, the Bible says that God took a rib out of Adam to
  make woman. Since that clearly required surgery, then the oldest profession
  is medicine."

 

  The engineer looked at the doctor and said, "No, the Bible also says that
  God created the whole world out of void and chaos. To do that, God must
  surely have been an engineer. So engineering is the oldest profession."

 

  The politician smiled, leaned forward and asked, "Ah, but who do you
  think created the Chaos?"

 

"Going To The Bank"

 

 

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a
lesson in logic.

 

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing
up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses
his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling
for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't
swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she
ran to the bank?"

 

A girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all
his savings?"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

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