Christian Bumper Stickers
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Give God what's right, not what's left!
God doesn't want shares of your life. He wants controlling
interest!
"Pray" is a four-letter word that you can say anywhere
(except in public schools).
Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
Exercise daily. walk with the Lord!
He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
He who angers you controls you!
Forbidden fruits creates many jams.
Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
Nothing ruin the truth like stretching it.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
For all you do, His blood's for you!
Be ye fishers of men, you catch them. He will clean them.
God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.
"Read the Bible. It Will Scare the Hell Out of You!"
If God is your Co-pilot. swap seats!
In the presence of trouble, some people grow wings; others
buy crutches.
Wisdom has two parts, 1) having a lot to say, 2) not saying it.
Most people want to serve God. but only in an advisory capacity.
Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Plan ahead, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a
faith lift!
God loves everyone, but probably prefers, "fruits of the
spirit" over "religious nuts"!
Prayer- Don't give God instructions- just report for duty!
We don't change the message; the message changes us.
This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!
When God ordains, he sustains.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
In the sentence of life the devil may be a comma, but DO
NOT LET him be the PERIOD!
Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
You can't stumble when you are on your knees.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
You can't stumble when you are on your knees.
We are too blessed to be depressed.
Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an
endless hope!
My mother was away all weekend at a business
conference. During a break, she decided to call
home - collect.
My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and
heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Marcia on
the line. Will you accept the charges?"
"Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging
outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And
they want money!"
One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the
washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
shirt?"
He yelled back, "Detroit Red Wings."
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