Christmas Suggestions
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
The best thing to give an enemy is forgiveness;
To an opponent, Tolerance;
To a Friend, your Ear;
To your child, a good Example;
To a Father, Reverence;
To your Mother, Conduct that will make her proud of you;
To Yourself, Respect;
And to all, Charity.
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~~~ My Boobaleh! ~~~
A proud young mother was seeing off her son to school on the first day.
"Be a good boy, my boobaleh! Be careful and think of mummy,
sweetest! Come right home on the bus, honey! Mummy loves you
very much, baby!"
At the end of the day, she was waiting for the bus and swept him
into her arms.
"And what did my love learn on his first day at school?"
"I learned that my name is David."
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Birthday Cake
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friends house.
Knowing his sweet tooth Tommy's mother looked straight into
his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece
of cake."
"No," replied Tommy, "but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe
so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without me asking."
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~~~ Deer Season ~~~
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last
day of hunting season.
Or pastor asked who had bagged a deer.
No one raised a hand.
Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many
of you said you were missing because of hunting season.
I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."
One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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