Church Bulletin Bloopers
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of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to
a conflict.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon
tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial
secretary gave a grief report.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks
of the entire church.
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine:
Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
all the way from Africa."
Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference
includes Meals."
"Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.