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#1 · May 13, 2005, 11:05 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Church Social"
 

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person.  "However, if you're over 65," he said, " the price will be only $5.50." 
 
From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out, "Do you really think I'd give you that information for only 50 cents?" 
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"Aggresive Driver"
 
 
For years my husband denied he was an aggresive driver. That changed one day when we were out for a drive with our three-year old son, Matthew.
 
Seeing a teaching opportunity, I asked Matthew about traffic lights.
 
"What does a red light mean?" I asked.
 
"Stop."
 
"Good. How about green?"
 
"Go."
 
"And yellow?" I conintued.
 
In his best deep-voice impression of Daddy, Matthew bellowed.... "Hang on!"
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"New Baby"
 
 
A new baby, when he was still in hospital, said to
the little babe lying next to him, 'I know I am a boy!'
 
The other baby said, 'What! How DO you know that??'
 
'Well, it's under the blanket; I can show you...'
 
'Show me! Show me!'
 
'SSST! Wait till the nurses are gone...'
 
A few minutes later: 'I can show you now. Watch!'
 
Slowly the baby lifted up his blanket, the other baby
peeking under it. 'Can you see it?' The first one said,
 
'You see it, down there?'
 
'But WHAT should I see?'
 
'I'm wearing blue socks!!'
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You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
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