Close Shave
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to
heaven?"
Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you ask?"
There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of
angels with beards."
Oh, that's because most MEN who go to Heaven get there by a close
shave."
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*** Children's Ideas about Heaven ***
Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be
so great. Could me and Gloria go there Saturday for
a sleep-over? Age 6
I know what heaven is like, because I was there. God
makes people when He thinks of them, and then they
wait to be born. Age 4
Grandma's gone to heaven, and she'll be happy there,
because there's a Dairy Queen everywhere. Right?
Mom, when you die and go to heaven, every time
you hear Gabriel blow his horn, are you going to
look to see if it is me coming? Age 5
Sunlight in several hanging prisms was causing
rainbows to flash across the wall of our Sunday
School classroom. Observing this, Chris, age 4,
whose mother had recently died, said, "Know what?
My mom's helping God make those rainbows!"
When Sarah, age 7, heard her grandmother had died,
she asked, "Did she wear a pretty dress when she met
Jesus?"
When Heather, age 9, heard that someday we would
have glorified bodies, she asked, "Do you think we'll
look like Barbie?"
When Morgan, age 3, came over one day and looked
around the room and asked, "Where's Grandpa?"
I answered, "He's in heaven."
Surprised, she looked at me and said, "Still?"
Rachel, age 6, prayed, "God, they keep telling us
that You love us kids. I'm wondering: If You know
my older brother, do You think he'll ever get to
heaven?"
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*** Earnest Prayer ***
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one
day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something
terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be
hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest request:
"Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to
McDonald's."
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*** Dirty Hands ***
Miss Figpot, a first grade teacher observed a
boy entering the classroom with dirty hands.
She stopped him and said, "Johnny, please wash
your hands. My goodness, what would you say
if I came into the room with hands like that?"
With a smile little Johnny replied, "I think I'd
be too polite to mention it."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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