Clothes Hamper
Posted by: root <root@...>
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I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them
into the hamper.
He looked puzzled, and I explained, "You know; it's the place
where we put our dirty clothes before they're washed."
My son picked up his things, trotted into my bedroom, and
threw his clothes on the floor...on his dad's side of the bed.
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Cheap Gas?
When the family car developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife
if she had bought prmium or regular gas, but she couldn't remember.
"You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the
engine running so rough."
"No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly.
"Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband probingly.
"It cost the same as always." said the wife.
"I told the man to put in the usual ten dollars worth." ?