Company Fitness
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Company Fitness
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When an applicant asked if the company had a fitness
program, the human resources manager replied, "Oh, our
employees don't need one. They are routinely jumping
to conclusions, flying off the handle, beating around
the bush, running down the boss, going around in circles,
dragging their feet, dodging responsibility, passing the
buck, climbing the ladder, wading through paperwork,
pulling strings, throwing their weight around, stretching
the truth, bending the rules, stabbing others in their
backs and pushing their luck!"
(Sounds like where I use to work ! )
That is really slow
WHEN I CALLED to make an appointment with my eye doctor,
the receptionist said there was an opening the following Saturday at 10 a.m.
"Sorry," I said. "I'm running in a five-mile race at nine that morning, and
I wouldn't make it in time."
"How about 1:30 then?"
"I don't know," I began, remembering my daughter's three o'clock dance
recital.
In an incredulous tone, the receptionist responded, "Just how slowly do
you expect to run?"
- -- Contributed to Reader's Digest "Life In These United States" by Michael
Smolinsky
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