Company Slogan's
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Company Slogan's
A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college
advertising and marketing class.
"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly
skies'?"
"United." Joe answered.
"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home
without it?"
Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.
"Now John, Tell me which company uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And
John answered, "Mom."
Author Unknown
Man of the house
MY SON-IN-LAW, Carlos, stationed at March AFB in California,
was deployed to Saudi Arabia for three months.
Before leaving his wife and three young children, he sat down with
four-year-old Andrew.
"I'm going to be gone a long time," he said. "While I'm away, you're going
to have to be the man in the family.
You'll have to take care of your younger brother and sister.
There are lots of things you can do around the house."
The more he talked, the bigger Andrew's eyes got.
Finally Andrew turned to his mother and said, "You'll have to help more than
you do now."
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