Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Computer Repair 
A repairman came to fix the new super computer. After studying it for
a few minutes, he took out a screwdriver and turned a small screw an
eighth of an inch counter clockwise. An instant later, the computer
started to hum. The repairman filled out a bill for $300.00 and handed
it to the company accountant.
The accountant considered the amount a bit much for such a simple
repair, so he demanded that the bill be itemized.
Taking the invoice back from the accountant, in a true Master Card
moment the repairman wrote:
1. Turning 1 screw one-eighth of an inch- 50¢.
2. Knowing which screw to turn and how much-$299.50.
3. The look on your face when you receive the bill: Priceless!!
Little Sam 
Little Sam was out shopping with his mother, something
he didn't like very much. But when they passed a toy
store, Sam came to life. He saw a new toy in the
window that he didn't have but wanted. Sam begged,
pleaded and nagged but to no avail. He got so rude
that his mother firmly said, "I'm very sorry Sam, but
we didn't come out to buy you a toy."
Sam angrily said, "I've never met a woman as mean as
you."
Holding his hand gently, she replied, "Sam, darling,
one day you'll get married and then you will ... you
really will, I promise you."
Unruly Son 
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the
child rebelled against his father. He got some
of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank
and proudly announced, "I'm running away from
home!"
The father calmly decided to look at the matter
logically. "What if you get hungry?," he said.
"Then I'll come home and eat!," bravely declared
the child.
"And what if you run out of money?"
"I will come home and get some!," readily replied
the child.
The man then made a final attempt, "What if your
clothes get dirty?"
"Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them,"
was the reply.
The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid
is not running away from home; he's going off to
college."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbar
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Computer Repair
A repairman came to fix the new super computer. After studying it for
a few minutes, he took out a screwdriver and turned a small screw an
eighth of an inch counter clockwise. An instant later, the computer
started to hum. The repairman filled out a bill for $300.00 and handed
it to the company accountant.
The accountant considered the amount a bit much for such a simple
repair, so he demanded that the bill be itemized.
Taking the invoice back from the accountant, in a true Master Card
moment the repairman wrote:
1. Turning 1 screw one-eighth of an inch- 50¢.
2. Knowing which screw to turn and how much-$299.50.
3. The look on your face when you receive the bill: Priceless!!
Little Sam
Little Sam was out shopping with his mother, something
he didn't like very much. But when they passed a toy
store, Sam came to life. He saw a new toy in the
window that he didn't have but wanted. Sam begged,
pleaded and nagged but to no avail. He got so rude
that his mother firmly said, "I'm very sorry Sam, but
we didn't come out to buy you a toy."
Sam angrily said, "I've never met a woman as mean as
you."
Holding his hand gently, she replied, "Sam, darling,
one day you'll get married and then you will ... you
really will, I promise you."
Unruly Son
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the
child rebelled against his father. He got some
of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank
and proudly announced, "I'm running away from
home!"
The father calmly decided to look at the matter
logically. "What if you get hungry?," he said.
"Then I'll come home and eat!," bravely declared
the child.
"And what if you run out of money?"
"I will come home and get some!," readily replied
the child.
The man then made a final attempt, "What if your
clothes get dirty?"
"Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them,"
was the reply.
The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid
is not running away from home; he's going off to
college."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbar
Necessary Legal Information
I do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from me it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than me, has forwarded it to you.
