MenuForum NavigationForumForum breadcrumbs - You are here:WeLoveGod RallysPublic Newsletters: clean-hewmorContractionsYou need to log in to create posts and topics.ContractionsForum Archives2,360 Posts#1 · May 12, 1999, 6:56 amQuote from Forum Archives on May 12, 1999, 6:56 amPosted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...> A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you fool!" the man shouts, "This is her husband!" Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...> A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you fool!" the man shouts, "This is her husband!" Post Reply: Contractions CancelRSS Feed