Contributions

#1 · October 21, 1999, 7:07 am

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

[Editor: An oldie, but worth getting into the archives (-: ]

Contributions

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was
taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken
that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me,
it's a total commitment."