COOKING TURKEY
Posted by: root <root@...>
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A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't
appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a
misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he
yelled at me about the price."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are
only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane
ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back
and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."
Taxi Driver
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could
scare him so much.
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first
day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years
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