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Cops Monday
#1 · October 17, 2004, 11:59 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"COPS HUMOR"
"GOOD"
A NJ policeman had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he
discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then
found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he
discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then
found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
"BETTER"
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
speeding through an automated radar post in
Morristown NJ. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of
handcuffs.
speeding through an automated radar post in
Morristown NJ. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of
handcuffs.
"BEST"
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As
the NJ State Trooper walked to her car
window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet your are going to sell me a ticket
to the NJ State Police Ball. "He replied, "NJ
State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed
his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
the NJ State Trooper walked to her car
window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet your are going to sell me a ticket
to the NJ State Police Ball. "He replied, "NJ
State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed
his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
"CALL"
When the police and the paramedics arrived,
they helped him regain consciousness
and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he
said. "My son asked me for the keys to the
garage, and instead of driving the car out,
he came out with the lawn mower."
said. "My son asked me for the keys to the
garage, and instead of driving the car out,
he came out with the lawn mower."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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