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Could this be us someday????

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car --
both could barely see over the dashboard. As they
were cruising along they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing
it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was
red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the
passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really
concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided
to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to
see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they
went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did
you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed
us!

Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"