cow birth
Quote from Forum Archives on April 27, 1999, 8:20 amPosted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
"Cow Birth"A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the
whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have
to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun -
I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and
said, "Well son, do you have any questions?""Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that
calf going when he hit that cow?"
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the
whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have
to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun -
I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and
said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that
calf going when he hit that cow?"