CPR

#1 · August 21, 2003, 9:18 am

Quote from Forum Archives on August 21, 2003, 9:18 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

~ ** ~ CPR ~ ** ~

After an accident, a woman stepped forward and
began to help the victim.
She was pushed aside by a man who announced,
"I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in CPR."
The woman watched his procedures for a few
moments, then tapped him on the shoulder.
"When you get to the part about calling a doctor,"
she said, "I'm already here."

~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~

~ ** ~ Occupational Goals ~ ** ~

One young man was riding his bicycle
across a university campus. A passerby
saw that a message on the front of his
T-shirt announced his occupational
goal: "I AM GOING TO BE A DOCTOR."

As the cyclist rode on, the passerby
noticed a sign on the rear of his
bicycle : "I AM GOING TO BE A MERCEDES."

:~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~)

~ ** ~ First Holey One ~ ** ~

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway
down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he heard the familiar "FORE!" and a ball slammed into his back.
Soon the golfer who had made the drive was on the scene to offer his
apologies. When the priest assured him that he was all right, the man smiled.
"Thank goodness, Father!" he exclaimed. "I've been playing this game for
forty years, and now I can finally tell my friends that I've hit my first holy one!"

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

~ ** ~ CPR ~ ** ~

After an accident, a woman stepped forward and
began to help the victim.
She was pushed aside by a man who announced,
"I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in CPR."
The woman watched his procedures for a few
moments, then tapped him on the shoulder.
"When you get to the part about calling a doctor,"
she said, "I'm already here."

~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~

~ ** ~ Occupational Goals ~ ** ~

One young man was riding his bicycle
across a university campus. A passerby
saw that a message on the front of his
T-shirt announced his occupational
goal: "I AM GOING TO BE A DOCTOR."

As the cyclist rode on, the passerby
noticed a sign on the rear of his
bicycle : "I AM GOING TO BE A MERCEDES."

:~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~)

~ ** ~ First Holey One ~ ** ~

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway
down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he heard the familiar "FORE!" and a ball slammed into his back.
Soon the golfer who had made the drive was on the scene to offer his
apologies. When the priest assured him that he was all right, the man smiled.
"Thank goodness, Father!" he exclaimed. "I've been playing this game for
forty years, and now I can finally tell my friends that I've hit my first holy one!"

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

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