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Cupcake

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
There will be no Clean-Hewmor papers for a few days. We will be vacationing with family. We Will see you in a few days.
 
<><> Cupcake <><>
 
My niece Meggie came home from grade school one day and told her dad that she wanted to be a cupcake.
 
Scratching his head, my brother-in-law asked, “Meggie, why do you want to be a cupcake?”
 
“I want to join the girls and earn badges and go to camp,” Meggie answered.
 
Her dad laughed and said, “Honey, you don’t want to be a cupcake.  You want to be a Brownie.”
 
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<><> Cordless Telephone <><>
 
While browsing in the electronics section of a large department store, I overheard a young couple interested in purchasing a cordless telephone. 
 
The salesclerk showed them a model that had a range of over 100 feet.
 
"That won't do," the young woman said.  "I have relatives in Philadelphia."

 
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<><> After The Christening <><>
 
After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up
in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
 
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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