Date?
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Overheard this conversation between my 4-year-old niece
and a boy from her preschool class, in the back seat of
the car, on the way home from school:
her: Do you know what a date is?
him (slowly): ...Yeah...
her: It's when you go somewhere with someone.
(long silence)
her (matter-of-factly): But this isn't a date. This is
a carpool.
Emergency
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A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs"
in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was
staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons
who were to be picked up and cared for by the
emergency units.
One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground and await
his rescuers, but the first-aid people got behind
schedule, and the Scout lay "wounded" for several hours.
When the first-aid squad arrived where the casualty was
supposed to be, they found nothing but a brief note:
"Have bled to death and gone home."
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