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Dear God Letters

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

<><> Dear God Letters <><>
 
Please put another holiday between
Christmas and Easter. There is
nothing good in there now.
Amanda
~~~~~~
Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it
 so easy for people to come apart.
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet
~~~~~~
Dear God,
If we come back as somebody else,
 please don't let me be
Jennifer Horton-
because I hate her.
Denise
~~~~~~
Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation
 and is my father mad!
He said some things about you
 that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope
 you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend,
(I am not going to tell you who I am).
~~~~~~
Dear God,
I read the bible.
 What does begat mean?
 Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison
~~~~~~
Dear God,
How did you know you were God?
Who told you?
Charlene
~~~~~~
Dear God,
Is it true my Father
won't get in Heaven if
he uses his golf
words in the house?
Anita
~~~~~~
Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you
 to love all of everybody
in the whole world. There are
 only 4 people in our family
and I can never do it.
Nan
~~~~~~
Dear God,
I like the story about Chanukah
the best of all of them.
You really made up some good ones.
 I like walking on water, too.
Glenn
~~~~~~
Dear God,
My Grandpa says you were
around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis
~~~~~~
Dear God,
Do you draw the lines
around the countries?
If you don't, who does?
Nan
~~~~~~
Dear God,
It's O.K. that you made
 different religions but don't
you get mixed up sometimes?
Arnold
~~~~~~
Dear God,
In bible times,
did they really
talk that fancy?
Jennifer
~~~~~~
Dear God,
What does it mean
you are a jealous God?
 I thought you had
everything you wanted.
Jane
~~~~~~
Dear God,
How come you did all
those miracles in the old days
 and don't do any now?
Seymour
~~~~~~
Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark
 to a different
 summer camp this year.
Peter
~~~~~~
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel
 would not kill each other
 so much if they each
 had their own rooms.
It works out OK with
me and my brother.
Larry
~~~~~~
Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring,
 but it never did come yet.
 What's up?
Please Don't forget.
Mark
~~~~~~
Dear God,
You don't have
to worry about me.
 I always look both ways
 before I cross the street.
Dean
~~~~~~
Dear God,
My brother told me
about how we are born
 but it just doesn't sound right.
What do you say?
Marsha
 
:~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~)
 
<><> Sharing Time <><>
 
It was "sharing time" in a kindergarten full of bright
children.

The teacher was presiding over a discussion about t
he children's fathers and mothers.

One child said, "Well, my mother's a Catholic and my
father's Jewish."

"Oh, wow!" said another. "So what do you believe?"

"I believe in EVERYTHING!" said the first child.

"What do you mean, everything?" asked another child.

"Well, you know," said the first child, "The Easter Bunny,
Moses, Snow White....everything."

 
:~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~) :~):~) :~) :~)
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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