Dear Pastor
Quote from Forum Archives on August 24, 1999, 7:32 amPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
DEAR PASTORDear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours
sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy
all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, PhoenixDear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon
about something. Robert, Page 11, AndersonDear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father
didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon
about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New HavenDear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church
every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9,
AlbanyDear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother
won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, ChicagoDear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it
to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. TacomaDear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more
important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.
Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, SarasotaDear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California
tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York CityDear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner. Love, Ellen,
age 9. AthensDear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help
or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, RaleighDear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't
think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Joshua. Age 10, South PasadenaDear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely,
Christopher. Age 9, TitusvilleDear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my
class. Carla. Age 10, SalinaDear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.
Ralph, Age 11, AkronDear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell
Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie.
Age 9, Lewiston
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours
sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy
all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix
Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon
about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson
Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father
didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon
about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven
Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church
every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9,
Albany
Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother
won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago
Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it
to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more
important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.
Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota
Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California
tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City
Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner. Love, Ellen,
age 9. Athens
Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help
or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh
Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't
think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena
Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely,
Christopher. Age 9, Titusville
Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my
class. Carla. Age 10, Salina
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.
Ralph, Age 11, Akron
Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell
Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie.
Age 9, Lewiston