Dental High Genius
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
As a dental hygenist, I had a family come in one day for cleanings. By the time I was ready for the father, he informed me I had a lot to live up to.
His six-year-old daughter kept commenting that a "very smart lady" was cleaning their teeth today. The father explained to me that his daughter kept going on about my intelligence until he finally asked her what she was basing her opinion on.
The little girl replied to her father, "I heard people in here call her the Dental High Genius."
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Sink or Walk
A church had to hire a new pastor. Over the protests of one
vocal male member a woman was hired as the new senior
pastor.
After the new pastor had been there a few weeks, a member of
the congregation offered to take then new pastor fishing. The
vocal objector reluctantly agreed to allow them to use his boat
and to go along.
The trio got into the boat and motored out on the lake. When
they got ready to fish, they realized that all their tackle had
been left on the dock. One of the men commented that he
guess they would just have to go back and get it.
The pastor said that wouldn't be necessary, and she got out of
the boat and started walking across the water toward the dock.
The old grouch said, "See I told you we never should have hired
that woman. She can't even swim."
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Lost Bag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmm, that's funny. When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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