Diagnosis
Posted by: root <root@...>
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In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was
about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
She posed this question to her students: "How would
you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth
screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits
down weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested
earnestly, "A football coach?"
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. Redneck Jokes
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Q. What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A. A documentary.
Q. What do they call it in Kentucky?
A. "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."
Q. How do you know if a redneck is married?
A. There's chewing tobacco stains on both sides of the truck.
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Subject: Eggs
When my oldest son,Joe, was about 6 years old we bought
egg from an Amish man. It was around Easter time so he
went with me to get the eggs. Since he had never really
paid any attention to the color of the egg shells. It
must have really impressed him as when he saw the brown,
green and blue colored shells, he said," Oh! Mom, we
don't even have to color these eggs, they are already
colored!" With that comment, we didn't color eggs that
year, they were already colored.
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