Forum Navigation
You need to log in to create posts and topics.

DID I SAY THAT???

Posted by: root <root@...>

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

DID I SAY THAT???

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't
control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the
lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot."

One of the men shouted, "That's not what I said!"

Password
=========
A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six-
year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.

Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to
the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know
Daddy's password!"

"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.

Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk,
asterisk!"
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux)
Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org

iEYEARECAAYFAj1FKdIACgkQOeeLItJQlIQHDQCfZQzYHEGfZ/2P6KBVBIFas0hG
P3sAniW/yzgW6kCVPHmPXStYd2vXXcga
=8Ay8
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----