Quote from Forum Archives on November 11, 2004, 12:54 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

Did I send this to you already? I can't remember.   NEW VIRUS Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it . so be warned. The virus appears to affect  those of us who were born before 1960!     Symptoms of the Senile Virus:   1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail. 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. 4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you. 5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments. 6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.   Remember??????????? I don't remember if I sent this one out......... I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??     Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.     Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:   1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.   3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.   4 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...   5 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...   6 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.   7 If all is not lost, where is it?   8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.   9 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...   10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.   11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.   12. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...   13 It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.   14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.   15. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.   23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!   24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...     Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen..I think. Maybe you get your memory back or something!  I think... Have a Blessed Day Dave and Barbara   Necessary Legal Information I do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from me it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than me, has forwarded it to you. Normal Subscribe: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org  Normal Unsubscribe: clean-hewmor-unsubscribe@welovegod.org           Web Subscribe: clean-hewmor-allow-subscribe@welovegod.org  Web Unsubscribe: clean-hewmor-allow-unsubscribe@welovegod.org           Email Group Owner: clean-hewmor-owner@welovegod.org

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