Differences In The Middle Ages If Microsoft Had Existed

#1 · August 29, 2000, 8:12 am

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**Last year's pitchfork not compatible with this year's hay.

**The "Good Plague" hoax.

**Horses routinely stop in mid-stride, and require a boot to the rear
to start again.

**The Microsoft Rack would work, but it would be 3 times larger than it
should be and never completely kill anyone.

**Forget about William Tell; William Gates shoots Apple off the head of
Steve Jobs.

**Use of a large, clumsy broadsword instead of yet-to-be-invented
scissors helps explain Lord Bill's haircut.

**Archbishop of Canterbury gets hit in the face with a pie.

**Stained Glass Windows MCCCXXXXV actually not released until Spring of
MCCCXXXXVI.

**The Y1K bug threatens to cripple high-tech industries, like
stonemasonry and weaving.