Dinner at the Ministers House
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful.
When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passed out a sample of it."
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**~** Atheist Professor **~**
An atheist professor was teaching a college class, and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes.
Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting" He got down to the last couple of minutes and a BIG football player happened to walk by the door and heard what the
professor said.
The football player walked in the classroom and in the last minute, he walked up, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying off the platform.
The professor got up, obviously shaken and said, "Wow, where did you come from and why did you do that?"
The football player replied, "God was busy, so He sent me!"
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**~** Fabric Counter **~**
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,
a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for
a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male
clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take 10 yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over
his face, the clerk quickly measured out and
wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to
a little old man standing beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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