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Diversity

Posted by: root <root@...>

It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by
their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain
finally spoke.

He said, "I don't like Chinese."The First Officer replied, "Ooooh, no like
Chinese? Why that?"

The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbour. That's why I don't like
Chinese."

The First Officer said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl
Harbour. That JAPANESE, not Chinese."
And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't
matter. They're all alike."

Another 30 minutes of silence.

Finally the First Officer said, "No like Jew."

The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the
Titanic, it was an iceberg."
"
Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg ... no mattah ... all same."