DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 10/13/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I had another weekend of 'galavanting' (over 300 miles).
I went to my grandson's cross country meet, spent time
catching up paper work at the office, did the old
testament reading at Church and went to Toledo, OH to
visit with out-of-state friends.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. New Suit
2. Playing Rough
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New Suit
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of
cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor
he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then
told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit.
Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another
tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the
cloth, and then smiled and said, "There is enough cloth
to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please
come back in a week to take your suit."
After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw
the tailor's son wearing trousers made of the same cloth.
Perplexed, he asked, "Just how could you make a full suit
for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor
could not make a suit only?"
"It's very simple," replied the tailor, "The other tailor
has two sons."
- from ArcaMax
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What you get by achieving your goals is not nearly as
important as what you become by achieving your goals.
- Zig Ziglar
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Playing Rough
Stan was wrestling with his ten-year-old son Joel when
Stan's wife Talia walked into the room. Seeing Joel
trapped in a headlock, Talia admonished Stan, "You're
playing too rough. You'll hurt him."
>From underneath Stan, Joel gasped for breath and then
said, "It's okay, Mom, He's just being a dad."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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