Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/14/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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There is some stress with an employee. I'd appreciate
prayer that it is handled in the most loving way possible
and the situation will be totally resolved.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Don't Want to Listen
2. Winter Morning
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Don't Want to Listen
Barb's granddaughter was in kindergarten. There was a boy
in her class that wasn't listening to the teacher.
The teacher said to him, "Since you don't want to listen,
you sit at that table by yourself."
After a few minutes, Barb's granddaughter raised her hand
and said, "I don't want to listen either. Can I sit with
him?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Did I offer peace today? Did I bring a smile to someone's
face? Did I say words of healing? Did I let go of my anger
and resentment? Did I forgive? Did I love? These are the
real questions. I must trust that the little bit of love
that I sow now will be many fruits, here in this world
and the life to come. - Henri Nouwen
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Winter Morning
A wife texts her husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen."
Her husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over
it."
The wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer completely
messed up now."
- from Steve S. (via GCFL)
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