Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/17/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I'll be enjoying the fall folliage among other
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Door Mishap
2. Good News
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Door Mishap
The door of the science office at my high school opens
outward, and a number of students have been whacked by
it.
To prevent any more mishaps, one of the teachers stuck
a warning on the door advising people not to stand too
close. There was also a comic strip attached showing a
student being hit by a door being opened.
One day I was pushing a cart into the hall and opened
the door extra wide.
To my horror the door struck a student standing outside.
After determining that he was all right, I asked why he
was behind the door even though the warning was there.
"I was reading it," he replied.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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If you are going to be used by God, he will take you
through a multitude of experiences that are not meant
for you at all; they are meant to make you useful in
His hands. - Oswald Chambers
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Good News
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his
wife the good news:
"Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we
started saving for way
back in 2000."
"You mean a brand-new Mercedes?" she asked eagerly.
"No," he replies, "a 2000 Mercedes."
- from Steve S. (via Mikey's Funnies)
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Please pray for: Donielle, Keith, Joni, Susan, Elaine, Dan, Bill.
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