DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 10/3/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The leaves are beginning to turn colors. Holmes
county, Ohio is listed in National Geographic
third in their list of the top 10 places to see
autumn leaves. Peak season should be in ~ 2 weeks.
travel.nationalgeographic.com/travel/top-10/places-to-see-autumn-leaves/
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Boys and the Pond
2. Riders
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Boys and the Pond
On one of our first warmer Sundays this spring, Kathy's
daughter's three sons were playing around the pond at
Kathy's house. They were walking in the shallow water
and, therefore, had their shoes and socks off.
Kathy and Pat saw them playing on the pier and told them
to be careful not to fall in because the water was very
cold, even though the air temperature was very warm.
After a while Matthew, 10, Mark, 9, and Michael, 5, all
arrived dripping wet. Kathy asked what happened.
Michael said he fell in the water.
Mark said he was pushed in.
Matthew confessed he jumped.
Kathy asked them if the water was cold, and Matthew
replied, "It was the first time, but after jumping in
four more times it wasn't cold at all!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Let tenderness pour from your eyes the way sun gazes warmly
on earth. - Hafiz
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Riders
Three old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes
of golf.
The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"
The first old guy said, " I had the most riders ever. I had
five."
The second old guy said, "I had 7 riders, the same as last
time."
The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders
today."
After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had
heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro
and said, "I've been playing golf for a long time and thought
I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider?"
The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to
actually get in the golf cart and ride to it."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Cameron, Marie, Robert, Kim, Danni, Toby, Robyn.
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