DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 10/31/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Lesson
2. Chocolate Chip Cookies and Children's Church
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Lesson
While putting my 4-year-old daughter to bed one evening,
I read her the story of the Prodigal Son. We discussed
how the young son had taken his inheritance and left home,
living it up until he had nothing left. Finally, when he
couldn't even eat as well as pigs, he went home to his
father, who welcomed him.
When we finished the story, I asked my daughter what she
had learned.
After thinking a moment, she quipped, "Never leave home
without your credit card!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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Life is an echo. What you send out comes back. What you
sow, you reap. What you give, you get. What you see in
others, exists in you. - Zig Ziglar
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Chocolate Chip Cookies and Children's Church
During our church's worship service, the pastor invites
all the young children to join him near the altar for
the "Children's Moments Sermon."
One day, with seven small children in attendance, he
spoke about the ingredients required to make up a
church, using a chocolate-chip cookie as an example.
He explained to the children that, as with a cookie
requiring ingredients such as sugar and eggs, the
church needed ingredients to make up the congregation.
Holding a cookie aloft, he asked, "If I took the
chocolate chips out of this cookie, what would I
have?"
A shy six-year-old raised his hand. "Six less grams
of fat," he replied.
- from Sermon Fodder
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