DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 10/7/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Why It's Great to be a Dog
2. If I Die First...
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Why It's Great to be a Dog
1) No one expects you to take a bath every day.
2) If it itches, you can scratch it.
3) There's no such thing as bad food.
4) A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
5) If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
6) You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired.
7) You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap.
8) You're always excited to see the same people.
9) Having big feet is considered an asset.
10) Puppy love can last.
- from Laugh & Lift
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To be alive, to be able to see, to walk,...it's all a miracle.
- Arthur Rubinstei
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If I Die First...
Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all
aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.
After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a
house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women
who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active
for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL.net)
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Please pray for: Peter, Alan, Sheree, Tim, Art, Joyce, David, Marie.
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