Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/18/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It feels like January. With the wind chill, the 'feels like'
temperature was - 5 degrees today. It's good to be back home
in the warmth.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Thanksgiving Preparation
2. New Boots
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Thanksgiving Preparation
We visited my parents for Thanksgiving, and even though
she was over 80, Mother was determined to put on a
traditional dinner.
After having spent the day preparing all the food, Mother
was getting ready for bed, and we noticed she had set her
alarm clock to go off at 4 a.m. She explained that she had
to turn the oven on to cook the turkey.
We knew her oven had a timer and asked her if she knew how
to use it.
"Of course," she told us, "but I've been getting up for over
60 Thanksgivings to turn the oven on, and it just wouldn't
be the same to have the stove do it for me!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Change starts with you but it doesn't start until
you do. - Tom Ziglar
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New Boots
My first grade daughter and her friend both needed
new boots as winter approached. The friend got in
the car one morning and finally had gotten her boots.
"Tina," I commented, "I see you got new boots! Where
did you get them?"
"At the store," she answered.
"Which one?" I asked.
She began looking at her new boots and after a pause
said, "Both of them!"
- from Clean Laffs
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