DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 11/19/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It's going to be a long day. I have a board meeting after
work tonight. Hopefully, the predicted snow will hold off
until I'm safely home.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Malfunction
2. Did You Know . . .?
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Malfunction
Because the oven was overshooting the set temperature, I shaved a
few minutes off the cooking time for my muffins, set the timer and
asked my husband to keep an eye on them while he did the dishes and
I dusted.
Not long after, I smelled something burning and dashed into the
kitchen.
"Are those my muffins burning?" I asked Andy.
"Yes," he said as he calmly wiped a dinner plate.
"Then why are they still in the oven?" I cried.
"Because," he replied, "the timer hasn't gone off yet."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Even if laughter were nothing more than sheer silliness and fun,
it would still be a precious boon. But we now know that it is
far more than that, that it is, in fact, an essential element in
emotional health. - Steve Allen
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Did You Know . . .?
Did you know “listen” and “silent” use the same letters?
Do you know that the words “race car” spelled backwards
still spells “race car”.
And that “eat” is the only word that if you take the
first letter and move it to the last, it spells its
past tense “ate”?
How weird is that?
- from Gary L.
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