DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 11/24/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I'm still challenged with laryngitis and a dry cough which
is interfering with my sleep. I spent the entire week-end
at home taking frequent naps.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Culinary Skills
2. The Seven Wonders of the World
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Culinary Skills
Concerned that her son, lacking culinary skills, might not
eat or eat all the wrong foods when he left for his first
year of college, my sister made him a "care" box filled with
his favorite soups, casseroles and cookies, which she had
cooked and frozen for him.
The day of departure arrived, and with his car loaded down,
Bill left.
He phoned home after a busy first week, and Jean asked if
he had been eating the food he had taken with him.
"Well, no, Mom," Bill replied, "I don't have a microwave...
I can't defrost anything."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The significant problems we face cannot be solved
at the same level of thinking we were at when we
created them. - Albert Einstein
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The Seven Wonders of the World
A group of students studied the "Seven Wonders of the
Modern World." At the end of that section, the students
were asked to list what they considered to be the Seven:
1. Suez Canal
2. Dneproges Dam on the Dnepr River (USSR)
3. Atomic Energy Research Establishment, Harwell, England
4. Alaska (ALCAN) Highway
5. Golden Gate Bridge
6. Eiffel Tower
7. Empire State Building
While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student,
a quiet girl, hadn't turned in her paper yet. She asked the
girl if she was having trouble with her list.
The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my
mind because there were so many!"
The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we
can help."
The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the 'Seven Wonders of
the World' are:
1. To touch
2. To taste
3. To see
4. To hear.
"She hesitated a little, "and then,
5. To run
6. To laugh
7. To love."
- from Laugh & Lift
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